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The Loudest Trumpet

With each passing week and every new Donald Trump quote, you can practically hear comedians the country over rubbing their hands together whilst salivating. Trump’s own brand of ridiculous nonsense is what comedians live for. He can say just about … Continue reading

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It’s Just Marriage Now

Last Friday, for personal reasons, I shut off my phone early in the morning and didn’t get onto the internet or social media until the next day. Which is why it was amazing when I finally did log onto Facebook … Continue reading

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We Can’t All Be Billionaires

Once upon a time, in a little country known as the United States, we had a great concept that became known as “The American Dream.” The American Dream was universal for everyone—it was the idea that we could have a … Continue reading

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Super Bowl XLIDCXIIVILX or Whatever

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I Used to Be Racist

My freshman year of high school I was bullied a lot. I was nerdy (back before that was a good thing) and chubby and mildly socially awkward and such an easy target. Other kids would call me names, make jokes … Continue reading

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I’m a Horrible Human and an Awful American

I didn’t vote. In fact, I’ve never voted. This is something that I try not to admit in public because it comes with a certain level of shaming. You casually mention it after a big election and all of a … Continue reading

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America

A bit late on this Sunday afternoon, but only because of all the hard work I pretended to put into my new campaign video! In truth, there was simply a lot of tedious editing. After a while, I just gave … Continue reading

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